How did I get here
Submitted by akposjokes on Tue, 01/07/2014 - 10:23

A second grader asked her mother, "Mum, how did I get here?"
The mom fully aware how young her daughter was replied "God sent you."
"Did God send you too?" asked the child.
"Yes dear," the mother replied.
"What about grandma and grandpa?" the child persisted.
"He sent them also," the mother said.
"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
"Yes dear, he did," said the mom patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has no been NO SEX in this family for 200 years! No wonder everyone's so grumpy around here!"
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well,that's puzzling,it
ZACK WANDER
well,that's puzzling,it baffles
Well that serious
My choice
Well that serious
Wat a bright gal
GLADS JUNIOR
Wat a bright gal
She means it was God that
Awox
She means it was God that sent you, you parents did not hatc sex before giving birth to you since it was God that sent you.
Yo
Drex
Yo
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