Price Of A Barbie

Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that barbie in the window?"

In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have 'Barbie Goes to the Gym' for $19.95, 'Barbie Goes to the Ball' for $19.95, 'Barbie Goes Night-Clubbing' for $19.95, and 'Divorced Barbie' for $265.00."

Ralph asks, "Why is the 'Divorced Barbie' for $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"

"That's obvious," the sales lady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."

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becca's picture

Sometin is missing nt complete

janeve's picture

Lmao

tokunbo's picture

incomplete story

Mastainity's picture

Incomplete joke

adesola1's picture

It's not incomplete you guys! Argh! You just don't get it.

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