18+ Jokes
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally...
Akpos who was very drunk was with his girlfriend in a cinema and suddenly he fell asleep.After a while, he woke up and started shouting, "MY PENIS!... MY PENIS!!!"Everyone was...
A young boy rushed to his mother and told her excitedly, "Mummy, Mummy! Come quickly! There is a strange man playing with the house maid in her room!"His mother stood up in anger...
Deacon tells wife on a Thursday morning that he's leaving for a three day prophetic conference.WIFE: Darling, let's share a word of prayer before u leave.DEACON: Of course, that's...
The priest keeps chickens on the church premises and one cock goes missing one day. Then on one sunday at service, the priest asked the congregation, "who has a cock with them?"...
There was this guy who was attending a meeting in France. He didn't speak much French. He met a woman and that night, they had their own meeting. While they were having sex, she...
A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just...
GIRL: I am warning you, my mum is coming back soon. BOY: Errr...but am not doing anything. GIRL: That's why am warning you, hurry up!
WARNING: Adult ContentINTERVIEWER: Name please?AKPOS: Akposioghenerovie.INTERVIEWER: Sex?AKPOS: Yes, 3 to 5 times a week!INTERVIEWER: No no...I meant, male or female?AKPOS: Both...
A man was having sex with his mistress at her house, when suddenly thieves broke in and he went out of the house running as fast as he could to his house. When he arrived, his...