Religious Jokes

Akpos was in the church praying to God. He asked God to give him N100,000. He promised God that if he answers his prayer, he will give N10,000 out of the N100,000 to the poor....

A husband and wife are in church. The Pastor notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says to the wife, “Wake your husband up!” The wife answers, “You're the one who...

A man is angry because he has it in his head that someone stole his wallet. He walks into a church to steal someone else's wallet, but he has a change of heart during the service...

Jesus Drove a Honda, But didn't Talk about it! "For I did not speak of my own Accord" - John 12:49

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you...

A pastor and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ''Come with me'', said St. Peter to the taxi driver...

A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me...

KALU: Why did you ask to be buried with a Nigerian flag? AKPOS: So when God sees my flag, He will know I have been to hell before!

Assuming tomorrow is VALETINE, I would have asked you to be my VAL, but tomorrow is RAMADAN, so can you pls be my RAM!

A man saw a catholic sister and decided to give her a lift in his car. After a while, the man placed his hand on the sister's laps pretending he was looking for the gear lever...