Medical Jokes

Laughter is the Best Medicine, But if you Laugh for no Reason, You Need Medicine.

A man who bed wets went to see a psychiatrist... PSYCHIATRIST: Does a dream usually precede your bed-wetting? MAN: Yes. PSYCHIATRIST: Tell me how it happens. MAN: A...

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little...

A woman keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her psychologist. Psychologist: "What is your dream about?" Woman: "I am being chased by a vampire..."...

LADY: My husband just swallowed paracetamol tablet by mistake... what should I do? DOCTOR: Give him a headache now, don't waste the medicine!

Meanwhile at the Hospital... DOCTOR: why did you take your Medicine at 6 am yet I told you 9 am? PATIENT: I wanted to surprise the Bacteria...

That moment when you go to the doctor with your mum and the doctor asks, "Are you s*xually active?" ME: What is Sex?

Once a man diagnosed with Cancer visited his doctor for the regular checkups, then the conversation below... MAN: Good day doc...

When you go to the doctor with your Mum and the doctor ask, "Are you sexually active?" ME: What is sex?

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He...

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