General Jokes
A woman asked her friend to please borrow her her make-up kit. As she fumbled for her pause, she noticed a remote control for a television set her purse."So, do you always carry...
An elderly man remembers the good old days, When I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single dollar, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle...
Akpos, a guy in his mid thirties who is also known for making lots of troubles, walked into a bar, met with the manager and started yelling, "Give me one carton of beer, five...
As I was going to visit a friend, I saw my neighbour's little child at the other end of the street holding two ten naira notes, he was crying profusely. I asked him, ''Junior...
Nigerians love Alcohol so much...If Something Good happens, they Drink to Celebrate it.If Something bad Happens, they drink to forget it and drown their sorrows.If Nothing Happens...
Akpos was sitting near a small pond with his fishing rod in the water. Then a man came to the Akpos... MAN: You are not allowed to fish in that pond....
TONY: Can you Swim? KWAME: No. TONY: Then a Dog is Better than you because It Swims. KWAME: Can you Swim? TONY: Yes! KWAME: Then what's the difference between you and a Dog?
{NOTE: Only people who understand Computer Terminologies will Understand this Joke.}EMEKA: Bro. I have 32 bit Windows 7. This Game needs 64 bit to play. How can I get it? Will it...
AKPOS: I found N500 on the floor today.KWAME: Really? Let's share the money 50-50.AKPOS: What will we do with the remaining N400?KWAME: ????
As a boss, I thought I had heard every excuse until Mrs. Adebayo walked into work late today. I asked her, "Mrs. Adebayo, why did you come late today?""Sir," she said, "My husband...