General Jokes
Recently, I feel like I'm dating MTN and AIRTEL. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text message. It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing...
The class teacher instructed everyone to pull out their notebooks and write a very good essay on an imaginative football match. All the students in the class immediately got to...
I was telling this girl about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs..."Really?" she said, "Go on then... try." After about thirty seconds of...
A lawyer was driving late at night when a policeman stopped him.POLICE: Sir, where are you coming from?LAWYER: Somewhere or anywhere.POLICE: Okay, who're you?LAWYER: Somebody or...
AKPOS: What's your contribution?CALLER: There is this lady I wanted in my life, shortly after my NYSC, but all my effort proved abortive. She wouldn't pick my calls, she would...
PATIENT: Doc, please help me, I've tried all my possible best to have a baby but nothing works. What should I do?DOCTOR: Well, I think your problem could be hereditary. Did your...
A Senior Secondary school science teacher Mrs. Kelechi asks her class, "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"Nobody...
Yesterday, I was sitting in the church, and it was time for offering so the offering basket was passed around. Despite the Pastor's charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and...
An old woman went into the Bank of America to deposit $250,000. Because of the large sum, the president of the bank was summoned.The president asked, "Madam, how did you come upon...