General Jokes
Mrs. Ifeoma phoned the electrician because her television quit working. The electrician couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work...
KWAME: Akpos, why do you keep the door open anytime you are having your bath? AKPOS: Because I'm scared someone might see me naked through the keyhole.
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a job ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's 3:30 in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he...
There were two old guys, Akpos and Emeka, sitting on a bench outside Emeka's house and talking about football, just like they did every day. Akpos turns to Emeka and says, "Do you...
A man , angry at the unavailability of toothpicks in the house when he wanted to use one himself after eating a meal called Akpos his houseboy and the following dialogue ensued;...
A bank manager held a meeting with his staffs because some news has been delivered from the HEADQUARTERS. The conversation goes thus;MANAGER: A bad news and good news from the HQ...
A Scotsman, an American, and a Nigerian were in a bar. They were having a good time and all agreed that the bar they were was a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is...
Adesua is home making dinner as usual, when her husband's friend, Tsbalala arrives at her door. TSBALALA: Adesua, may I come in? I have something to tell you...
Akpos came home early from office. He was shocked to see his wife with his friend, Thambo. He told his wife to get out of the room. Then he said, "Thambo, what are you doing here...