General Jokes
LAWYER: Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in Lagos a week ago from the village and barely knew his...
I was at a bar taking a drink as usual when I heard a girl screamed. People gathered around her to know what happened to her.But to my greatest surprise, she said she sat on her...
A man ran into a police station shouting, "Officer! Officer! Please, help! There is a bomb in my garden!" The officer replied, "Calm down sir, if no one claims it within 3 days,...
A Doctor and an Engineer were in love with the same lady.The Doctor gives the woman a rose everyday, while the Engineer gives an apple to the woman everyday. The Doctor was...
James went to a train station. Once there, he met a man sitting on the porch and asks, "Is this my train?""No." said the man, "It belongs to the Nigerian Railway Corporation."...
Two ministers doing missionary work in the Africa are captured by a tribe and tied to stakes. The chief says to them, "You have a choice; death or ugga bugga?"The first guy says...
An 85 year old man witnessed a burglary at night, so the lawyer of the accused tried to discredit the 85 year old witness and asked, "You said you saw this guy at night committing...
FRIEND: Jim, do you remember the last time I was broke and you helped me out?JIM: Yes I do.FRIEND: And I said I won't forget you?JIM: YesFRIENF: Well, I am broke again
In Sokoto, a man named Dalhatu bashiru was arrested on a charge that he stole a neighbor's cow. His attorney maintained that he was innocent and filed that the case be dismissed...
A Mortuary Attendant was receiving bodies .When he saw this body with the name Mike on it with the longest d*ck he has ever seen.He decided to cut it off and go show his wife.When...