General Jokes
A cleaner who has dreamt all his life to fly a plane was hired to clean airplanes.One day, he was through with cleaning the airplane. Just when he was about to leave, he saw a...
AKPOS: I cleaned my computer and it's broken!TECHNICIAN: What did you clean it with?AKPOS: Soap and water.TECHNICIAN: You are not supposed to use water near a computer!AKPOS: I...
This conversation takes place between a father and son... SON: Daddy one of my friends insulted you.FATHER: What did your friend say?SON: He said you do bark like a dog.FATHER:...
TEACHER: There will be an elementary science test next week. Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from cover to cover like no man's business. On test day, teacher lines up...
A three years old boy walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office.He inquisitively asks the lady "Why is your stomach so big?"She replied...
A young teanage girl was a prostitute and for obvious reasons hid it from her grandma. One day the police arrested, a group of prostitutes including the girl. The prostitutes were...
A certain Governor and his personal assistant were on a tour in his state and all of a sudden his driver ran into potholes again and again.It became too much that he even hit his...
Akpos went to an electronic store, he asked the storekeeper "what is the price of this TV?" The storekeeper answered "we don't sell our products to Akpos." Akpos again came next...
Akpos had a serious accident with his brand new car. A police officer nearby ran to the scene to help them out."This man's car just hit my car! That car is worth Six million Naira...
TEACHER: How can you hit an egg on a concrete floor without breaking it?AKPOS: Anyhow you like. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!