School Jokes

I am bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME I...

SON: Dad, I need your help for my science homework. DAD: OK.SOME: What is photosynthesis? DAD: Hmm... why not as the photographer when he comes in to take our picture.

TEACHER: If 2x - 6 = 4, what is x?Akpos: An alphabet!

Premiership clubs in relation to studentsMan United is like a student who doesn't read throughout the semester but reads for exams and comes first at the end.Arsenal is the...

Who said that english is easy... fill in this blank with YES or NO...__________ I don't have a brain.__________ I don't have a sense__________ I am stupid

In a biology class, the teacher asked a question... TEACHER: Microorganisms can't be seen with our two naked eyes but with what?AKPOS: With our two dressed eyes.

TEACHER: How do you get holy water? AKPOS: Boil the hell out of it!

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can...

The President of Nigeria, Goodluck Jonathan was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their...

FATHER: How did you get on with your maths test today?SON: I only got one sum wrong.FATHER: Well done. How many sums were there?SON: Twelve.FATHER: So you got eleven right?SON: No...