School Jokes

TEACHER: If something happening now is Present Tense, what tense will you call it if it happened yesterday?AKPOS: ABSENT TENSE

This is the second letter to my ex-teachers, Principal and staffs...To my GOVERNMENT TEACHER, I was your favourite student before I switched to science, the way you were talking...

In a Mathematics class, the following conversation ensued between the teacher and the students... TEACHER: Joy, stand up and tell me any Mathematics Formula. JOY: The...

In an English class...TEACHER: Can anyone spell, 'Delicious'.Akpos stood up confidently...AKPOS: D I L I S O U S, DELICIOUS.TEACHER: Nonsense Akpos! You are as useless as the P in...

In a Mathematics Class...TEACHER: Who can define what MATHS is? AKPOS: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students!

A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level..."I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.JAMES: I will look for...

A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:Name: GirlSymbol: GlAtomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:1. Boils at any time,2. Melts when handled with...

A boy, writing his WAEC exams, went to the exam centre with his boss. The boss waited at the gate while he sat to write his Commerce paper. After the exams, he met his boss at...

TEACHER: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. JOHNNY: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

TEACHER: What do you call a Bee from America? CLASS: (silent) TEACHER: So,...