School Jokes
In a Physics class...TEACHER: How do you convert centimeter to meter?AKPOS: You remove centi.
TEACHER: Akpos, you've a good result; B2 in English, A1 in Biology, B3 in Agric, B2 in Economics, A1 in Maths, B3 in Commerce.AKPOS: Thank you sir.TEACHER: But Akpos, why did you'...
Akpos farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class. The principal walks by and sees him...
In a Social Studies class...TEACHER: A woman who is 100% sure of where are husband is, is called?AKPOS: A widow.
During a CRK class...TEACHER: No one knows tomorrow except ________?(Akpos raised his hands)TEACHER: Okay Akpos, tell us, who knows tomorrow?AKPOS: Sir, me!TEACHER: (surprised)...
Teacher comes in and wrote on the board, word | sentences: YamTEACHER: Someone should stand up and make a sentence with yam.OBEMU: (smartly stood up) I yam that I yam
After a Maths Examination...AKPOS: The exam was too tough, I left the paper blank.KWAME: Same here, I left it blank tooAKPOS: Oh my God! The teacher is going to think we copied...
TEACHER: Where's your homework? STUDENT: I lost it fighting this kid who said you were the worst teacher in school.
In class one day, the Teacher pulled Akpos over to his desk after a test, and said, "Akpos I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests." Akpos was astounded and...