Marriage Jokes

A woman tells her Priest, "I'm so angry with my husband!" The Priest replies, "Why?" "I asked him who would you save if your mum and I were drowning in a deep sea?" "And what was...

A woman and a man wanted to have a baby, so they went to the doctor to see if there was a way. When the doctor came in, told them about a new study that transfers all the pain...

A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!" She looked a little puzzled, but...

A bookseller conducting market survey asked a woman: ''Which book has helped you most in life?''The woman replied my husband's cheque BOOK.

A man went to buy breast wears for his wife but was confused about the breast size of his wife... SHOPKEEPER: Is the breast size of your wife as large as a Pawpaw? MAN: No!...

Wife to husband: "I wish I were a newspaper, so I would be in your arms always. Husband: I also wish you were so, I would have a new one everyday.

One day, a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.After the wedding they left for their honeymoon...

DAUGHTER: Mum, I'm grown now. MOTHER: Yes, I can see. So what do want to do? DAUGHTER: I...

One day, a woman asked her son, Akpos to call her husband to ask him what he wanted her to cook for dinner. After the sixth time the boy complained to his mother that a female...

To surprise her husband, an executives wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husbands laps.In order to defend himself, the...