Marriage Jokes

The Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand...Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride...The father could feel the suspense in...

Two women were chatting in the office...WOMAN 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?WOMAN 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell asleep...

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said, ''I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.''

DAUGHTER: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on...

A husband comes home from church.He greeted his wife and lifted her up. He carried her around the house.The wife was so surprised and she asked, "Did the pastor preach about being...

A little boy, Akpos was attending his first wedding. After the service, his younger cousin Johnny asked him, "How many women can a man marry?""Sixteen." Akpos responded.Johnny was...

Guys, when a girl says you are the BEST MAN in her life, don't be surprised to see yourself standing beside her husband on her wedding day.

I always hated weddings because the elderly would come over and poke me saying "You're next." They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at funerals.

A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for...

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I'm a virgin , but I lied. Is there anything...