18+ Jokes

This couple was in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her Kitty-Cat."Put your finger in me, " she asks him.So he does without hesitation, as she starts...

This guy visits the doctors and says, "Doc, I think I've got a s*x problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you."...

One faithful day, a teacher came into the class and decided to ask the students some questions;TEACHER: Students, I'm holding two things right now, who can guess what it is?1st...

A wife says to her friend, "Our s e x life stinks!"Her friend says, "Do you ever watch your husband's face when you're having s e x?" She says, "Once, and I saw rage." Her friend...

A man came to his son's school to confront his teacher as to why his son had repeated her class 3 times. He entered the class and began to shout at her, "My son has always been...

A man walked into a private hospital wearing mask and holding a gun. He took up a nurse and urged her to open the sperm bank vault. She complained, "But, it is a sperm bank!" "I...

Four Girls entered a BRT Bus full of Male Engineers. Since there was no more place available, they sat on each of the Boys' laps. After ten minutes. 1ST GIRL: Are you an...

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something."Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I...

Question 1. Who is a gynecologist? Answer: He is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure. Question 2: What is the difference between a...

An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old man to produce a sperm sample in a bottle. After two weeks, the couple return and the...