Religious Jokes
One day, a priest and a nun went golfing. The first hole, the priest missed an extremely easy pot. He shouted, "Damn, missed again!" The nun, shocked, warned him, "God will get...
A man comes to a bar and saw his pastor drinking an alcoholic beer drink (Star Lager Beer)... surprised, he asks his Pastor why he was drinking a beer and not non-alcoholic drinks...
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voicemail? Imagine praying and hearing the following: Thank you for calling Heaven. For English, press...
On Judgement Day, I'll just hold the Nigerian Flag, and my Photo I.D card, to show God that I have already been through hell... He'll give me an automatic to Heaven
Ruth and Esther made the 1st moves on the men they eventually married and they are the only women to have books in the bible. Ladies, Call that guy NOW!
ARMED ROBBER: Your money or your life? AKPOS: I don't have money and I have given my life to Christ ARMED ROBBER: You are mad! So what can I take from you? AKPOS: You can...
Dating a short guy isn't bad until church ushers carry him to children's section on Sunday.
So can't Satan apologize to God so we go back to the garden of Eden to stay there naked? Clothes are very expensive now. Just imagine Nicki Minaj, Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade...
Three friends died in a car crash, they went to heaven to an orientation. They were all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you...
A wise Christian husband who knows that his wife was created in the image of God does not tell his wife that she is becoming fat. He says the image of God is Increasing.