Religious Jokes
A man standing on a ladder leaning on a 25 storey building was cleaning his window when suddenly his ladder slipped, as he was falling he was able to grab a pipe, so he started...
One day, when a tailor was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble (used for protecting fingers when sewing) fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared...
Mind how you offer your prayers as couples...HUSBAND: Father Lord, I pray for Mercy, I pray for Faith, I pray for Charity, Joy and Grace. Thank you Lord for bringing Joy, Grace,...
I caught my pastor drinking star in a bar which I often visit and shouted, ''What! Pastor you are supposed to be drinking drinks like Malt, Pepsi or Coke and not Star.'' The...
I saw a man smoking CIGARETTE inside the church. I was so shocked that my bottle of STAR BEER nearly dropped from my hand!
A husband and wife are in church. The preacher notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says to the wife, Wake your husband up! The wife answers, You're the one who made him...
I went for fasting in a friend's church. After a few minutes, I started feeling hungry. The girl on my right was eating fried fish while another girl on my left was having a drink...
Please thank God with me. They attacked me at about 2.30am this morning. They came into my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound as they moved across the room towards me...
At Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Akpos seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel. St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering...