Relationship Jokes

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check...

Akpos' father died and left him all his wealth. A week later his life-long crush, Sandra, finally accepted to be his girlfriend. Akpos wanted to find out if she truly loved him.So...

GIRL: I hate my boyfriend!BOY: Why?GIRL: He is so cheap he cant even buy me a simple dinner, are all boys like that?BOY: Of course not, I'm not like that.GIRL: I'm going to break...

When a boy does something wrong...GIRL: You broke my Favorite Lamp!BOY: It was an Accident...I didn't mean to...GIRL: I can't believe you did this!BOY: I'm Sorry...When a girl...

A hot secretary came out angry out of her boss' office, her colleague asked "What happened? You went in happy and came out angry." She replied, "he asked me if am free tonight? I...

After Akpos gets Ekaitte pregnant, he insists that she aborts it.Akpos: So what did the doctor say?Ekaitte: He said 50k for the abortion.Akpos: Don't worry just give birth, I will...

A guy was chilling with his girlfriend when she excused herself to attend to something else but left her phone behind.A while later her phone rang and the guy looked at the caller...

AKPOS: I'm coming to see you honey.GIRL: Alright baby.AKPOS: I love you, I can't wait to see you...I'm getting ready to leave now.GIRL: Okay but honey, I'm on my period, just...

Girlfriend giving house directions to her Boyfriend:"come to the front gate of my apartment where you dropped me,look for flat 9A,you'll find a lift on your right.Then, hit 9 with...

Dear Marty, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter. Will you forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and...