Relationship Jokes

Akpos was toasting a girl. This is the conversation that ensued... AKPOS: What kind of man do you want? GIRL: I need a man about 6"5, God-fearing, respectful, faithful,...

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing idiot.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation....

Her Side Of The Story...He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. The...

A Whatsapp conversation between a girl and her boyfriend...BOYFRIEND: How are you, babe?GIRL: I'm ok babyBOYFRIEND: Good! I wanted to transfer money to you before but since you're...

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."I went over, Nobody was home.

A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES"Wow! I just found the love of my life... Nothing will ever stop me from loving my man?."14 DAYS LATER"Never make sum1 a priority when you're just...

I have a girlfriend. She is 21 while I am 25. She is using Blackberry and iPhone while I am using Nokia torch. I bought the phones for her because I love her so much.I send 400...

A girl calls a guy who has been trying to toast her for over a year... GIRL: Hello cutie. GUY: (surprised) Hey beauty, I didn't hope you'll ever call me. GIRL: I'm all...

This is how Igbo guys toast girls...An Igbo guy will bring his car...GIRL: Yes, can I help you?IGBO GUY: It's me that want to help you.

As I was gisting with my friends outside, a tall, black, pretty, Coca-Cola bottled girl came out from her friend's compound. I approached her...ME: Hello... HelloooGIRL: What! Why...