Relationship Jokes
Akpos was toasting a girl. This is the conversation that ensued... AKPOS: What kind of man do you want? GIRL: I need a man about 6"5, God-fearing, respectful, faithful,...
This is how Igbo guys toast girls...An Igbo guy will bring his car...GIRL: Yes, can I help you?IGBO GUY: It's me that want to help you.
As I was gisting with my friends outside, a tall, black, pretty, Coca-Cola bottled girl came out from her friend's compound. I approached her...ME: Hello... HelloooGIRL: What! Why...
There was this babe I met, she was so eager for us to go out, she said, "Baby please, I want us to go out, there is one new Chinese Restaurant in town."I was like, "A CHINESE...
A girl gave one boy her number in Shoprite.10 minutes later, he saw the boy enter his 2015 land rover. She runs towards him and started shouting, "Wrong number!"
Smile at a fine white girl and her whole family will smile at you.But smile at a fine African girl and her whole family will beat you.
Do you know the relationship between two eyes?They never see each other... BUT:1. They blink together2. They move together3. They cry together4. They see together5They sleep...
Dear Ladies, If you're dating three Guys at once and you Love them...Believe me my sister, you don't have a HEART, you have a MEMORY CARD!
GIRL: Boo, Christmas is approaching.BOY: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait.GIRL: Get me an iPhone 6s for me as a Christmas gift.BOY: Relax! It's Jesus Birthday, not yours!
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing idiot.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation....