Medical Jokes

DOCTOR TO PATIENT: You will die within 2 hours, do you want to see any one before you die?PATIENT: Yes, a good Doctor.

MAN: Doctor, doctor! I feel dead from my waist down.DOCTOR: Ooh! Don't worry. I will arrange for you to be half buried.

One day, I had just gotten back from the hospital when the following dialogue ensued between me and my friend Akpos...AKPOS: Hey, where have you been?ME: In the hospital, I went...

Scientists decided to conduct an experiment. In the first step, they cut of one leg of a dog, they then ordered it to move and it did.They cut off another leg, leaving the dog...

A fat man went to meet his doctor for instructions on how to lose the fat in his stomach. Their conversation is as follows...DOCTOR: To lose your tummy fat, you should shake your...

This guy visits the doctors and says, "Doc, I think I've got a s*x problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you."...

A man walked into a private hospital wearing mask and holding a gun. He took up a nurse and urged her to open the sperm bank vault. She complained, "But, it is a sperm bank!" "I...

A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a drink of Less, please?" "I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that...

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.The surgeon was there, waiting for the service...

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results."I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the...