Funny Sayings
Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch...
Prevent yourself and your spouse from diabetes. A couple who have married for 20 years were recently diagnosed with diabetes.Findings showed they both contracted the disease as a...
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex any more... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
Never kiss a policewoman. She will say, "Stop and hands up!".Never kiss a nurse. She will say, "Next please!".Always kiss a female teacher. She will say, "Repeat it 10 times!".
That moment when you're on duty, then you post a Facebook status that says, "At work."And your boss comments, "Come to my office right now! Don't forget to bring a ?#?pen?!"Then...
If FOOTBALL CLUBS were to be an academic institution in Nigeria then... Arsenal will be UNIBEN - where the students work hard throughout the year, but fail to succeed. Manchester...
I Have begun my annual distribution of SALLAH GIFTS (Rams for Family) as usual. PLEASE MEET THE REQUIREMENT BELOW TO GET YOURS...1. Submit your Birth Certificate (Original Copy).2...
Read this very slowly and carefully.I am this catI am is catI am how catI am to catI am keep catI am an catI am idiot catI am busy catI am for catI am forty catI am seconds cat...
Which one is the most painful?1. Studying for 7 years in a University, then stay home for 10 years unemployed!2. Raise a child for 20 years, then find out he/she is not yours!3....
Scientists say the Universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons. They forget to mention morons!