Funny Sayings

Scientists say the Universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons. They forget to mention morons!

A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:Name: GirlSymbol: GlAtomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:1. Boils at any time,2. Melts when handled with...

The unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough and it takes up a lot of your strength to go through it. What do you get at the end of it? Death! I think the life...

You see identical twins, you still ask, ''Are they twins?"No, it's Picmix.You see someone vomiting, and you ask ''Are you sick?"No, he's just practising on how to vomit.You just...

When not to Fart:1. In a crowded elevator2. On a crowded bus3. In a public library4. While on a date5. While giving a speech6. In church7. In a crowded classroom8. In your office...

MENtal AnxietyMENtal BreakdownMENstrual CrampsMENopause...Ladies, have you seen how all your problems started with men?

If a soup has too much salt, it's salty. If it has too much pepper, it's peppery If it has too much water, it's watery.If it has too much oil, it's oily. Then what of if it has...

Nowadays, the evil that men do surprise even the devil.Growing up, I remember seeing Nigerian police in Peugeot 504 with Police number plates. These days, I see them more in '...

May you live long like corruption in NigeriaMay your generosity spread like poverty in Uganda.May your Blessings increase like fuel price in NigeriaMay your enemies fall like the...

Are you 18 years and above? Do you have a valid ID passport? Can you speak English and any local language? Are you looking for a 9am-3pm job with a monthly salary of N1million and...