Funny Sayings
One Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass......One Word Is Enough To Break A Heart......One Second Is Enough To Fall In Love......But Why is One Chapter not Enough To Pass Exams???
What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, & 78 ?At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28...
In an elevator of extremely luxurious hotel, three men are standing; an honest politician, a kind-hearted lawyer and a Santa Claus. When the elevator stops and the door opens,...
If you go to a bookshop to purchase a book, and you see some books with Titles like these:How to look Beautiful/Handsome by Obasanjo.The Secret of a Successful Marriage by Pastor...
Why do couples hold hands during their Wedding Day?........It's just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Yesterday, I sold my phone and I used some of the money to buy a China Phone. Now I'm in a bigger trouble!1. When a fine lady walks by, the phone will show, "WiFi On".2. The phone...
Below is the CV of a prospective job seeker of his CV.CURRYCOLOM VITAL NAME: Don Frank Igho aka THE KILLERSEX: 3-4 times a weekJENDER: MailMARINTAL STARTOS: Polygamous...
Comparison between entertainment reality shows and educational shows:Big Brother Africa sponsored by Coca-Cola: $300,000 (N48m).Maltina Dance: N10 million.MTN Project Fame: N7....
Money has different names:1. When you owe someone (DEBT)2. In church it's called (OFFERING)3. When you borrow from the bank (LOAN)4. When you offer after a service (TIP)5. In...
1. If your boyfriend/girlfriend always tells you, "baby, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder" he/she is lying, some beauty are so obvious, everybody sees it, not the beholder...