All Jokes

Dear MathematicsPlease, grow up soon and try to solve your own problems, Don't depend on others. Yours SincerelyA desperate Student

During a wedding reception, the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is whathe came up with:1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty...

A man travelled to Brazil for the World Cup games. He went in search of a hotel room. He combed through all the town before he came by one. A woman also had the same problem,...

Father Lord! Anywhere girls are planning to use me as a 'MUGU', God destroy her plans in Jesus Name!Oh God! Any girl who is using her breast to confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost fire...

Do you know that: Ali is no longer a boy? Simbi is now a mother with two children? Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a marine engineer?Edet no longer lives in Calabar...

A child asked his father, "Who is a man?" The father replies, "A person who takes responsibility for his family and his home and takes care of them." Then the child said, "I hope...

Kwala went to class late, so the teacher asked his, "Why are you late?" He told the Teacher, "I was dreaming of the Champions League semi-final match between Real Madrid and...

An old woman boarded a bus going to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver to let her know when they arrive Benin. The driver nodded. After several hours of driving, the old woman...

A conversation between Akpos and a 23 year old girl...AKPOS: Would you wear shoes if you had no feet?GIRL: No, of course not.AKPOS: Then why do you wear bras?

HUSBAND: (watching a video) Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes! No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a...