Family Jokes

I just read an article in the newspaper about how 60% of adults still live with their parents. I was like, "OH MY GOD! Mum did you read this?!"

A man bought a lie detector machine that slaps people whenever they lie, and decides to test it during lunch with his family.FATHER: Son, where did you go today?SON: I went to...

Akpos' next door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Akpos' family to come...

A 8 year old boy entered his dad's room to talk to his dad who was reading a newspaper, the following discussion went on: BOY: Dad what is a mistake? DAD: Son, a mistake is...

A couple was watching a TV programme at home and a conversation ensued...WIFE: Honey, at 8pm tonight they will be showing a documentary about a 120 inches long snake but I won't...

One day, little Tunde comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door...

There was a poor man with many kids. He always did his best to get them food. Unfortunately, this man had only 50 Naira with him which on one particular day, he used in purchasing...

AKPOS: Cynthia, tell me the truth! Who's the real father of this children and where does he live?WIFE: You are darling! Why are you asking?AKPOS: Every night I pass by their room...

Akpos came back from school singing out loud and dancing. His father were wondering why Akpos was sohappy and decided to ask him.DAD: My son, I have never seen you in this mood in...

For his birthday, I gave my son an iPhone.My daughter received an iPod for hers, and for my birthday I was pleased to receive an iPad.Thinking along the same lines, I got my wife...