Family Jokes
AKPOS: Papa when I go to HEAVEN, I will ask Mama why she died without notice.PAPA: What if she is in HELL?AKPOS: Ah Papa! You will then have to ask her.
Little Johnny asks his mother her age. She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again his mother replies, "...
Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad?Son: Both.Dad: Ok if I go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you goSon: ParisDad: That means you like your mum more?Son: No, I...
An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying: Dear Dad,Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college...
DAD: When I beat you, how do you control your anger ?SON: I start cleaning the toilet.DAD: How does that satisfy you ?SON: I clean it with your toothbrush..
EKAITTE: Mum, Akpos paid me 2 climb a tree. MUM: Don't mind him, he wanted to see your pant. EKAITTE: I knew it but I'm smart. I removed It before climbing!
AKPOS: Mum you lied to me.MUM: How?AKPOS: You said my brother is a little Angel MUM: Yes he is!AKPOS: How come he didn't fly when I threw him from the balcony?[Mum Faints]
An old farmer wrote to his son who was in prison "...this year I won't b able to plant potatoes and other things because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would...
DAD: Akpos, if Mr John asks after me, tell him I'm not around. How will you tell him when he comes, cos i know you are funny?AKPOS: When he comes, I will say my daddy said I...