Family Jokes

Once, a little girl went to a shop with her mother. In the shop, the little caught a glimpse of a bottle filled with sweets. The shopkeeper noticed her staring at the bottle...

A woman went for a family planning method and was giving a form of special condom... after a month, the husband makes an observation... HUSBAND : Dear, I don't think this...

The day after his wife disappeared in a car accident, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Nigerian Policemen, "We are sorry Mr. Maxwell, but we have some information...

A child innocently asked his mother... CHILD: Would you leave your housegirl with your bank account card and your N1 million on the chair. MUMMY: No I don't trust her....

Micky's wife had just given birth to a baby... MICKY: Guess what it is? FRIEND: A boy! MICKY: No, guess again. FRIEND: A girl! MICKY: Ah! who told you?

I remember when my mum was beating me up once, so I pretended I was dead. She Started crying. I woke back up and she beat me up again!

A Nigerian couple living in the U.S.A unable to have children decided to adopt, they talked to the management and agreed to adopt a three months old Chinese baby. On the way...

One day a husband says to his wife, “Today is a fine day!” Next day he says it again. “Today is a fine day.” Again next day, he says same thing, “Today is a fine day.” Finally...

MAN 1: I am going to be a father. MAN 2: Your wife should be happy now I guess. MAN 1: The problem is she doesn't know about it

My little niece and nephew are in the house; its been an experience. On Saturday, I saw my little nephew hiding something behind his back, "What's that?" I inquired. "My...