Akpos: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her making out with her new boyfriend. Joba: Really too bad. What did you do? Akpos...
AKPOS: Your teeth are like the stars.EKAETTE: Awwwww, thanks are they that pretty?AKPOS: No, they are far away from each other!
A man and his wife are having drinks, and he says, "I love you!" She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me talking to the beer"