Relationship Jokes

A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,"About 2 hours." The guy...

Akpos: Would you like to be the sun of my life? Chichi: Awwww...Yes!Akpos: Then stay 9,995,887.6 miles away from me!