Religious Jokes

There's a reason to read the Bible. If your Generator is malfunctioning; read GENESIS. If you have problems with calculations; read NUMBERS. If you want to stop taking herbs; read...

God said: "I cannot be everywhere, so I created Mother..."....Devil replied: "Even I cannot be everywhere too, so I created Mother-in-Law...

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was...

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ''Why all the clocks?''St. Peter answered, ''Those are...

When I was a kid, my dad bought a new car and drove us to church one Sunday. It was a prophetic service and our pastor was being used by God that day to deliver people from...

TEACHER: Akpos, complete this Bible verse, 'Many are called...'AKPOS: ...but few have the credit to call back'.

Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:PASTOR: Praise the Lord.CONGREGATION: Halleluyah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When...

AKPOS: Lord, how Long is a thousand years to You?GOD: A second. AKPOS: How much is a million dollars to You?GOD: A penny. AKPOS: Lord, I have a request!GOD: What is it Son?, Ask...

Akpos dies and starts for heaven. His secretary badly wants to find out if he safely reached there. So, she calls up heaven. A sweet female voice picked up and said, "This is...

A man was preaching to a girl. this is the conversation that ensued:MAN: In moments of temptation, ask yourself, if an hour of pleasure is worth a lifetime of shame in hell? GIRL...