Religious Jokes

Screaming during Sex is romantic and it's not a problem. The problem is shouting words like, "JESUS! OH MY GOD!! HOLY MARY!!!" You are having sex, not a Church Service! And...

Even the Bible warned us about All Progressive Congress APC, but we obviously don't read our bible. Open to Proverbs 24 verse 21 & 22... 21- My son, fear the Lord, and...

PASTOR: Praise the Lord!!! CHURCH MEMBERS: HALLELUJAH!!! PASTOR: That Hallelujah is too small for my God. AKPOS: Who are you? Heaven's sound system engineer?

A guy broke his girlfriend's heart and his girlfriend sent him a bible chapter, Psalm 109... The guy has been coming to his girlfriend's house for the past 1 week, begging her...

A Nun woke up one morning feeling great, she got out of bed and decided to go to the kitchen for some breakfast. On her way over there, she runs into sister Cynthia and she...

If you are waiting for a man who is Honest Handsome, Understanding, Adorable, Responsible, Nice, Loving, Faithful and Rich... Be patient... JESUS IS COMING!!!

Father Akpos gets a message from the bishop that he will come and visit the parish. Father Akpos panics because he is living a life of luxury in a parish that has practically no...

A Reverend father and a Pastor from Redeem Christian Church of God were standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now...

A man went to church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with ebola and God had healed him. When he had finished, he tried to give the mic to the 2nd man but the 2ND...

A little nine-year-old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "Can we leave now?" "No." her mother replied. "Well, I think I...

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