Religious Jokes

It was testimony time in church and Akpos was the 1st person to run out when the pastor asked those who have testimony to come out and share. Akpos started..."My testimony goes...

I had tried all possible means to succeed in life but to no avail. One day I decided to visit a prophet. The prophet promised to deliver me but I had to pay 15,000 Naira. I went...

In the confession room...KINGSLEY: Forgive me father For I have Sinned!PRIEST: Tell me son, what is it that you want to confess?KINGSLEY: Father, I've killed 5 other Priests...

A guy came to show me his results, he got 4 Es and 2 Fs. He said his father says he should come and ask me which school he can go. I just told him Sunday School.

A murderer sitting on an electric chair, was about to be executed.PASTOR: Do you have any last request?MURDERER: Can you hold my hand?

When desperation hits...Oh Lord! Crash the plane of my SINGLENESS, Lord Crash IT!Consume me with the Fire of WEDLOCK!Aha Jehovah, ROAST ME!JAM me with the lorry of HOLY MATRIMONY!...

My younger brother doesn't like morning prayers, because mom always ask him to lead in choruses.One morning, when he started the choruses with an unknown song, mom told him to...

A man goes to church and tells the priest, "Father, I almost cheated on my wife."The priest asks him, "How do you almost cheat on your wife?"The man says, "Well, me and the woman...

Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each...

I went to the police station to certify my document. On arrival, I met one of the policemen reading the bible, specifically Genesis, I was so impressed so I asked him, "Officer,...