How will I know when I'm in love?
If you are a woman:
- You will experience feelings of excitement, joy and desire.
- You will place the other person's happiness above your own.
- Your friends will hate you.
If you are a man:
- Your wallet will be lighter.
- You will hit things less.
- You will no longer be fun.
If you are a robot:
- You cannot feel love. Proceed to repair bay to correct this anomaly.