3 Black Men
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 11/17/2015 - 13:54
Three black men were getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time.
The first black man said, "I don't know about the two of you, but I am going to wear some red boxers before I get on that plane."
''Why are you going to wear them?'' The two of them asked.
He replied, "Cause, if that plane crashes and I'm out there lying down, they are going to find me first."
The second black man said, "Well, I am going to wear some orange boxers."
''Why are you going to wear them?" They asked.
He replied, "Cause if the plane crashes, and I'm floating with my buttocks up in the ocean, they will see me first."
The third black man said, "Well, I am not going to wear any boxers.''
"What? No boxers?" The others asked in disbelief.
The third black man said, "That's right honourables, you heard me right. I am not going to wear any boxers because if this plane crash, they will look for the black box first.''
The first black man said, "I don't know about the two of you, but I am going to wear some red boxers before I get on that plane."
''Why are you going to wear them?'' The two of them asked.
He replied, "Cause, if that plane crashes and I'm out there lying down, they are going to find me first."
The second black man said, "Well, I am going to wear some orange boxers."
''Why are you going to wear them?" They asked.
He replied, "Cause if the plane crashes, and I'm floating with my buttocks up in the ocean, they will see me first."
The third black man said, "Well, I am not going to wear any boxers.''
"What? No boxers?" The others asked in disbelief.
The third black man said, "That's right honourables, you heard me right. I am not going to wear any boxers because if this plane crash, they will look for the black box first.''
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