Ashes To Ashes
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 06/02/2014 - 14:11
This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated (burned). She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them.
"You know that I-phone you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."
Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."
"You know that I-phone you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."
Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."
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