Best Friend

Akpos brings his best friend home for dinner unannounced at 7.30 pm after work.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.

WIFE: The dishes are not done, the house is a mess, there is no grocery and I cant be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring your friend home?

AKPOS: Because hes thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo.
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