Big Testicles

Akpos had testicles the size of fully grown apples, so when he heard about a competition in the USA for the man with the world's largest testicles he decide to sell all his property so that he can buy an air ticket and go and participate in the competition.

He flew to the United States and when he got there, he found the competition had ended. So he approached one of the participants who was crying, and this is how the conversation went.

AKPOS: Why are you crying sir?

MAN: I lost! I thought I was going to win.

AKPOS: (he looked at the man's testicles) You lost and your testicles are as big as fully grown watermelons, who won then?

MAN: (pointing) That man over there.

AKPOS: You mean that guy on a hill?

MAN: That's not a hill, those are his testicles!

Akpos Fainted!
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