The Boy Who Became An American
Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 12:19
A Pakistani boy was admitted in an American school
TEACHER: What's ur name?
BOY: Mohammad
TEACHER: No, you're in America your name is Johnny from today
The boy went home
MOM: How was your day, Mohammad?
BOY: I'm an American, call me Johnny
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up, next day he was back to school bruised.
TEACHER: What happened Johnny?
BOY: Just 4hrs after I became an American, I was attacked by 2 Pakistanis.
TEACHER: What's ur name?
BOY: Mohammad
TEACHER: No, you're in America your name is Johnny from today
The boy went home
MOM: How was your day, Mohammad?
BOY: I'm an American, call me Johnny
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up, next day he was back to school bruised.
TEACHER: What happened Johnny?
BOY: Just 4hrs after I became an American, I was attacked by 2 Pakistanis.
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