Bride-To-Be
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 11/12/2014 - 16:23
A young fellow brought home his bride-to-be to be appraised by his father.
The father was shocked, angry and embarrassed. He took the boy aside into the next room and whispered in his ear, "Son, this girl is flawed! She's got hair on her chin, her eyes are watching each other and her teeth are crooked."
"Dad, you don't have to whisper," the son replied. "you can talk louder. She's deaf too."
The father was shocked, angry and embarrassed. He took the boy aside into the next room and whispered in his ear, "Son, this girl is flawed! She's got hair on her chin, her eyes are watching each other and her teeth are crooked."
"Dad, you don't have to whisper," the son replied. "you can talk louder. She's deaf too."
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