Catch A Grenade
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/15/2015 - 14:33
Akpos and his Girlfriend had a fight and the following conversation ensued between them:
AKPOS: (on his knees) Baby I'm so sorry, I will never cheat on you again!
GIRLFRIEND: I don't believe you!
AKPOS: Trust me sweety.
GIRLFRIEND: I will if only you promise you'll catch a grenade for me!
AKPOS: (surprised) I can't do that..
GIRLFRIEND: Then forget it!
AKPOS: Ok... I'll hire a terrorist or Boko Haram member to do it for me.
AKPOS: (on his knees) Baby I'm so sorry, I will never cheat on you again!
GIRLFRIEND: I don't believe you!
AKPOS: Trust me sweety.
GIRLFRIEND: I will if only you promise you'll catch a grenade for me!
AKPOS: (surprised) I can't do that..
GIRLFRIEND: Then forget it!
AKPOS: Ok... I'll hire a terrorist or Boko Haram member to do it for me.
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