Chinese Class

A Ugandan teacher was sent to China to teach. The first day he entered class, he began by roll-calling. He said "Sheng."

A student said, "Present."

He called the second name, "Chu Muon."

Another student said, "Present."

Suddenly, he sneezed,"Hatchia!"

One student seated at the corner stood up and said,"Present."

He then exclaimed and said, "hmmmm..."

All the student shouted, "Absent."

He got confused and said, "Shaa..."

Three students stood up and said, "Which of us?"

The teacher became more confused and he asked, "What is wrong?"

A student stood up and he said, "Sir, I'm not Wrong, I'm called Wong."

The teacher now laughed, "Hahaha!"

A girl said, "Present sir."

The teacher came closer to find out what was going on, as he moved his pen fell on the table and made the sound, "Ping chung chong!"

A certain boy said, "Present sir."

The teacher now more confused and annoyed, decided to move out. As he was moving out, a group of around 15 students stood up and shouted, "Teacher, what about us?"
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Musa Andrew
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