Customer Care

I called MTN's customer care number, a lady picked and we had this conversation.

LADY: Hello, good evening, thanks for calling MTN customer care service, my name is Joy, what's your name and where are you calling from?

ME: Hello, good evening, my name is James Elumelu and I'm calling from Lagos state.

LADY: How may I help you, Mr. Elumelu?

ME: I'm looking for a wife to marry.

LADY: Is that why you called the customer care service?

ME: Yes and I think I'm already in love with you... You know you have a very nice voice.

LADY: Hellooo! Please, we only attend to issues about your MTN line, okay?

ME: Yes o... This is an issue about my MTN line too, because I spend much credit calling so many girls asking them about marriage.

LADY: Please! I would have to put an end to this call!

ME: Baby, don't talk like that now... I promise to make you happy. You would be happy with me. Can I have your number please?

LADY: (hissing) Hey Mr. man, I think something is wrong with you!...

ME: (cutting in) Hey, hold it there... I hope you can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call and hear rubbish?! From today henceforth, tell every other staff there including yourself that nobody should call me with a funny number only for it to be an advert or send me those nonsense messages you guys disturb my phone with daily!

*call disconnected*