Daddy Charges
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 05/21/2013 - 11:43
A young blonde farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there. "Daddy isn't home, but I know what you want and I can help you," she says. "You want our bull to service your cow. Well, Daddy charges $100 for his best bull."
"That's not what I want," the neighbor says.
"Well, we do have a young bull who's just starting out. Daddy charges $50 for him," the girl says.
"That's not what I want," the neighbor sternly says.
"We have an old bull out in the pasture. He can still do the job. Daddy only charges $20 for him," says the girl.
"That's not what I want. I came here to see your father about your brother," the neighbor explains. "Your brother, Henry, made my daughter pregnant."
"Oh! Well, you'd better talk to Daddy about that," the girl says, "cause I don't know what he charges for Henry."
"That's not what I want," the neighbor says.
"Well, we do have a young bull who's just starting out. Daddy charges $50 for him," the girl says.
"That's not what I want," the neighbor sternly says.
"We have an old bull out in the pasture. He can still do the job. Daddy only charges $20 for him," says the girl.
"That's not what I want. I came here to see your father about your brother," the neighbor explains. "Your brother, Henry, made my daughter pregnant."
"Oh! Well, you'd better talk to Daddy about that," the girl says, "cause I don't know what he charges for Henry."
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