Dripping Mayonnaise

There were two brothers, older one, Kieron, and the younger brother Jason. One night Kieron decided to bring his girlfriend home to sleep by him. Kieron and Jason slept on a double bunk bed, Kieron on top, and Jason underneath.

Late that night, Kieron told his girlfriend, "Lets use code talking", he then told his girlfriend, "tomato means faster, cheese means slower, and lettuce means stop."

So then they kept saying, "Cheese, tomato, cheese, lettuce, cheese, tamato..."

Jason: "Will the two of you just stop making sandwiches already! The mayonnaise is dripping on me!"