E-Marriage

GIRL: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Ghana and he lives in the UK. We met on a DATING WEBSITE, became friends on FACEBOOK, had long chats on WHATSAPP, proposed to each other on SKYPE, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through VIBER. I need your blessings and good wishes daddy.

DAD: Wow! Really! Then get married on TWITTER, have fun on TANGO. Buy your kids on E-BAY, send them through GMAIL. And if you are fed up with your husband.. sell him on OLX Nonsense generation! You will divorce on YAHOO!