Elderly Divorce

A very elderly couple appears before a judge. Your honor, we want a divorce.

A divorce? asks the judge, How old are you?

Im 93. Shes 89.

And how long have you been married?

65 years.

And after 65 years, NOW you want a divorce?

We would have done it sooner, but we decided to wait until the children were dead.
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