Eternal Wish

Peter and Mary have been faithful to each other in their relationship.

So one day a fairy visits them and ask them to make a wish each.

So Mary begins, ''Make Peter's d**k smaller, that way I'm sure he won't ever cheat on me.''

Peter simply sighs and says, ''Just make her an eternal virgin.''
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