Galaxy Tab

Akpos sits next to a girl on a table in an hotel.

AKPOS: Hello madam?
LADY: What is it?
AKPOS: Sorry madam, just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch?
LADY: Eheenow you think my watch is used as a public clock huh? Go away and stop wasting my time.
AKPOS: But madam...
LADY: Shut up!

Akpos takes out his Apple phone and makes a call.

AKPOS: Hello John, I just settled from Washington D.C. Can you please tell me what time it is right now so that I set my clock to the local time since it still reads American time?
[she listens]
Ok, thank you and today dont forget to come for the galaxy tablet that you requested. Since my girl is still in America bring me a beautiful girl to spend my money with tonight...Ok bye.
LADY: Sir the time is
AKPOS: Shut up!!!
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