Good Baby

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor's surgery. "Why is your stomach so big?" he asks.

"I'm having a baby." she replies.

"Is the baby in your stomach?" he asks, with his big eyes.

"Yes, it is." she says.

"Is it a good baby?" he asks, with a puzzled look.

"Oh, yes. A really good baby." the lady replies.

"Shocked and surprised, he asks: "Then why did you eat him?"

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