Hello Baby

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 11/10/2014 - 17:02

(Phone rings)

AKPOS: Hello baby.

GIRLFRIEND: Hey, can you please deposit 500 bucks for me? I want to go out to the mall with my friends!

AKPOS: Do you think you should be going out in your condition baby?

GIRLFRIEND: What condition?

AKPOS: Unemployed and Broke?

GIRLFRIEND: (hangs up)

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