Manchester United vs Chelsea

Kwame was in his house watching a football game when his friend, George visited him. The following conversation ensued...

GEORGE: Are you watching a football game?


He joined him. 10 minutes later...

GEORGE: What clubs are playing?

KWAME: (slightly irritated at the question) Manchester United vs Chelsea.

10 minutes later...

GEORGE: Which of the team is Manchester United?

KWAME: (still irritated) The team on red.

They remained silent. 5 minutes later...

GEORGE: What's the scoreline?

KWAME: (very annoyed now) 1-1!

GEORGE: Who's leading?

KWAME: Get the hell out of my house!
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